![]() ![]() The Washington Nationals, both directing a wanking motion at The Troops and trying to profit off of patriotism, have brainstormed renaming their stadium Heroes Park with a naming rights asking price of $10 million to $15 million per year. Hall of Fame basketball player Charles Barkley, who has no rings, said he would “rather have no rings than join a superteam” like James and Kevin Durant. Former UFC stars Chuck Liddell, 48, and Tito Ortiz, 43, staging the mixed martial arts version of Patrick Ewing and Hakeem Olajuwon playing for the Orlando Magic and Toronto Raptors, respectively, will fight each other again for some reason. ![]() Carolina Panthers head coach Ron Rivera, embracing his nickname like “Iso” Joe Johnson, helped develop a “Riverboat Ron” sushi roll for two North Carolina restaurants. In what will likely be dubbed the “Malice at the Malacañang Palace,” players for Gilas Pilipinas and Australia scrapped during the FIBA World Cup Asian Qualifiers in the Philippines, with Milwaukee Bucks center Thon Maker pulling out his best adult karate class moves in the process. Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert, refraining from selecting the Comic Sans font again, released a letter thanking LeBron James for “every moment you spent in a Cavaliers uniform” while never using the “I” pronoun. ![]()
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